MACHINE IS HOLDING
0.00 ETH
≈ $ USD
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ETH
BROKER # · FLOOR
PROGRESS TO NEXT PURCHASE
BUYBACK POOL: 0.00 ETH
0.0%MISSING ETH
WHEN THE MACHINE ACQUIRES THE MISSING ETH, IT AUTOMATICALLY BUYS THE FLOOR ASSET, RELISTS IT, AND BURNS $SBSTR WITH THE PROCEEDS.
$SBSTR / ETH
AWAITING $SBSTR LAUNCH — CHART GOES LIVE WITH THE POOL
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EVERY TRADE OF $SBSTR PUSHES THE MACHINE CLOSER TO ITS NEXT BROKER.
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CURRENTLY HOLDING
NO BROKERS CURRENTLY HELD — THE MACHINE IS SAVING UP
PREVIOUSLY SOLD BROKERS
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NO SALES YET — THE FIRST FLIP IS LOADING
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